"I don't like Stephen Harper" - An Anthem

Say Anything Steve is truly a uniter, bringing Canadians from all walks of life and all parts of the country together... in opposition.

Here's a bunch of Canadians on the streets singing what could become a rousing anthem for the next election.



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The Ballad of Steve and Tony

Here's another take on the Boondoggle Bay and Stephen Harper's incredible growing G20 waste.

{Video by sprawlville}

If you see any other creative attempts at ridiculing this ridiculous waste of money, please let me know.

For what it is worth, here's my version, penned a couple of days ago:

If I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd buy you a summit - I would buy you a summit
And if I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
I'd buy you a photo op for your summit - maybe a nice landscape or a waterfront
And if I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd buy you a steamboat - a nice old fixer-upper
And if I had a billion dollars I'd buy your vote.

If I had a billion dollars
I'd build a gazebo in our yard
If I had a billion dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a billion dollars
Maybe we could put like a $200,000 toilet in there somewhere.

If I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd buy you a Muskoka lake - but not a real Muskoka lake, that's cruel
And if I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd shut down a city - yep, like a Toronto or a Huntsville
And if I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd buy you Lyin’ Bryan's remains - ooh, all them crazy jowel bones
And if I had a billion dollars I'd buy your vote.

If I had a billion dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a billion dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a billion dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
[Ed note: really, what would you change in that verse? It’s perfect as is.]

If I had a billion dollars - If I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd buy you a sidewalk - but not a real sidewalk going somewhere, that's cruel
And if I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd buy you some vid - a Sony or a Jumbo
If I had a billion dollars - if I had a billion dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey – I have so many monkeys to spare
If I had a billion dollars I'd buy your vote.

If I had a billion dollars, if I had a billion dollars
If I had a billion dollars, if I had a billion dollars
If I had a billion dollars left, we'd be rich.

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G20 Boondoggle Ballads - Now With Video!

The G20 boondoggle has had at least some good results: it has certainly sparked some creative work out here in the blogosphere.

I dug into my inner Barenaked Lady and penned a quick take on this called "If I Had A Billion Dollars". But Mike Watkins' "The Wreck of the Conservative Party", inspired by Susan Delacourt's twitter call for Edmund Fitzgerald spin-offs, is brilliant and must be read.

But now JimBobbySez has taken it a step further by putting together an audio/video recording of "The Ballad of Fake Lake", also inspired by Gordon Lightfoot's classic ballad.


{Video by jimbobbysez}

As the saying goes, you are in big trouble when they stop screaming at you and start laughing at you.

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It's not what you know, it's who you know

Mercer's rant on Harper's double standard based on his positions on Flaherty sneaking out of the budget announcement without answering question to fly out on taxpayer dollars for a photo op at Tim Hortons, announcing an "austerity" budget while quietly increaseing the Privy Council budget by $13,000,000 (that's $250,000 per week, something I did not know) and Guergis.

So that rant comes before some more recent double standards:
- Jaffer's wrist slap for cocaine possession and DUI, 25 months after he introduced a mandatory minimum sentence bill

- an austerity budget but then voting in favour of taxpayers paying for partisan propaganda with the 10%ers and other savings which would save up to $20 million a year and then saying, even though the motion passed, they will ignore it

- promises in his election campaigns to make MPs and Parliament stronger while he contemptuously ignores and defies (1) a Parliamentary subpoena to produce detainee documents, (2) a Parliamentary motion to cancel 10%ers, and (3) a Parliamentary motion requiring approval of Parliament before prorogation


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Tom Brokaw Explains Canada To Americans

Here's a really great short video narrated by Tom Brokaw for US television on Canadian-US relations and history. There are some really great moments in there, like the hosting of stranded Americans during 9/11 and the incredible natural resources and landscapes that we share.

We have our differences and they are important, but there are no two countries that are more alike and whose people are more alike. We deride and undervalue that relationship to our own detriment. We overhype it and think it defines us to our erasure.

Much better to use the Olympics to promote a positive good, then to use the Olympics for petty partisan gain.

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Conservatives politicizing Olympics to raise cash

Conservatives: our principles do not apply to us, part #2519.

Using the troops as political props? Old Hat.

Using our athletes as political props to raise partisan money? At least it is new hypocrisy.

They really do have no class. Or any sense of their own hypocrisy.

I wonder, though, if there aren't one or two trade-mark violations involved here since they use "Vancouver 2010 Olympics" to raise money. I know the IOC and VANOC would have their lawyers all over me if I used their trade-mark in an advertisement. This could get interesting.

“I think there are a handful of people trying to play politics with the Olympics... it doesn’t speak well to a country that is trying to put itself on the national stage.”
James Moore, Conservative MP and Cabinet Minister in charge of the Olympics

“Well look, we have gone out of our way to make the Olympics as non-partisan as possible.”
James Moore, Conservative MP

“Shame on the member for playing games with the Olympics.”
James Moore, Conservative MP

“Again, this is not political. This is what I am stressing.”
Gary Lunn, Conservative MP

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Harper: Fiscal Conservative or Debt Creator?

The "base" is getting restless.

The Canadian Taxpayers' Federation has served as a farm team of sorts for the Conservatives through the years. Immigration Minister Jason Kenney once headed the organization, as did the Prime Minister's current head of communications, John Williamson.

But the federation has been distinctly unhappy with Harper's spending record of late and it has another kind of farm imagery on its mind. Here is its newly released video, which is billed as "light-hearted," even though I find it a bit scary (I think it's the glowing red eyes.)

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Mercer: Soldiers as props is a new low in Canadian politics

"A new low in Canadian politics... to drag them [our soldiers] out and use them as a political prop? That's going too far."

Mercer tears a new one on Stephen Harper and the Conservatives for using our soldiers as political props, hauling them all over the place for photo ops but then cutting them loose when it comes to buying the equipment they need:

{Video by MercerReport}

"Perfect timing this past week when every headline was dominated by the humanitarian crisis in Haiti that the government let it be known - very quietly - that the purchase of armoured vehicles is now on "permanent hold". Or waht a civilian would call "cancelled". Turns out, it [the announcement of the purchase of armoured vehicles with dozens of soldiers] was just a photo op. Perhaps, a new low in Canadian politics."

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If you are looking for an anti-prorogation rally to go to...

... you have a few choices of locations:


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National day of action is tomorrow at 1:00pm local time in 50+ cities across the country and even some outside of the country. To find out where the nearest rally is to you, please visit noprorogue.ca.

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National day of action is tomorrow at 1:00pm local time in 50+ cities across the country and even some outside of the country. To find out where the nearest rally is to you, please visit noprorogue.ca.

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Yes We Care! (Video)

Prime Minister Stephen Harper believes that Canadians don't care about democracy in this country and that only the "elites" are fussed by his shutting down Parliament for two months and giving himself a 3 month Harper Holiday.

Well, you know what? I care. A lot of people seem to care a lot.

If you are living in Toronto or pretty much anywhere else in Canada - or even in San Francisco, New York, Dallas or Londond, England - come out on January 23 at 1:00 local time and show that arrogant leader who the real disconnected elites are.

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RMR: House of Commons Banquet Hall and Conference Facilities

I get the feeling Rick Mercer is none too pleased with the Harper Holiday.

On the plus side, you have the new House of Commons Banquet Hall and Conference Facilities, "historic and centrally located with seating for 308".
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Harper "should go to Tim Hortons" - Rick's Rant on Harper's Holiday

... so much so, that I've transcribed the entire rant. The video is down below.

So how about those polls, eh?

For the first time in a very long time, the Liberals and the Conservatives are essentially tied. Well, at least they're within the margin of error.

Now polls never tell the full story, but this much is certain - whenever the party in power drops 15 points in 15 days, you can be assured of one thing: someone in charge did something really stupid.

In this case, the Prime Minister thought he could suspend Parliament for 3 months and get away with it because, in his words, "Canadians just don't care". Boy, was he wrong. Wow. He should get out more. Maybe go to Tim Hortons. Get a feel for the place.

See this is what I love about Canada. Yes, we are apathetic. But the minute someone tries to use our apathy against us, suddenly we start to care big time.

It's funny the Prime Minister doesn't get this. Instead, he just keeps saying "Oh, don't worry. Yes, I've suspended Parliament, but don't worry: I'm hard at work."

You know what? Big deal. Of course, he's at work. He's the Prime Minister. I'm sure Raul Castro is going to put in a full day tomorrow running Cuba. We just like to think we set the bar just a little bit higher than that up here.

Bottom lin is, Canadians got together. We elected 308 Members of Parliament to go to Ottawa to represent us and one Member of Parliament sent them packing.

Prime Minister, with all due respect, I know it's your job to run the country. I'm glad you're hard at it. But it's the voters who get to send the members home.

And with poll numbers like this, you might want to keep that in mind.

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UPDATED - No Prorogue: A message from Christopher White

The video does not seem to be working on this site. You can see it in full here.

A very level-headed young guy.

Actually asks supporters to stop bashing Harper and stay focused on the democratic reform message.

And a nice bit of levity right at the very end.

He also wrote the following:

Now we, the vocal majority, find ourselves to be the new power brokers in Ottawa. With rallies planned across Canada on January 23rd, all eyes will be on us. We are not, as the traditional thinking goes, an apathetic people. We care deeply about our country, but for too long the increasing cracks in our political system have made it seem beyond repair, leaving people feeling frustrated and disempowered. Finally, we have an issue that unites us, one that we can wrap our heads around while keeping an eye on the eventual end game. This prorogation is far more than a matter of parliamentary procedure, it is emblematic of an institution that has turned its back on its people. We can stand outside and rage against the machine for as long as we like, or we can work together and take it apart, brick by brick and rebuild it anew. The upcoming rallies are not the culmination of our efforts, they are the beginning. Let’s start with prorogation and use our inevitable success to push for greater reforms, ones that ensure that our government is accountable, transparent, and responsive to the demands of the electorate. As in, you know, do what it’s there for.

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Tiny Stephen

If the highest form of flattery is immitation, the highest form of mockery must be... The Mercer Report.

OK, OK, I don't know if that makes any sense, but there is some truism in there somewhere and there most certainly is in this video:

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The world would be a much drearier place without Rick Mercer and Jon Stewart.

Thanks, once again, Rick.



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Maybe we should have seen it all coming

"Let us replace darkness with light. Let us replace accountability with corruption."

--- John Baird, Conservative MP

In and out. Cadman. Liddel. Shutting down committees. Firing civil servants for doing their jobs. Attacking whistleblowers. Intimidating witnesses. Defying court orders. Defying Parliament motions and orders. Shutting down Parliament to avoid a confidence vote. Shutting down Parliament to avoid accountability questions.

Baird is truly a man of his word.



Join the Canadians Against Proroguing Parliament group. Sign up for information on rallies in your area of the country. Make sure you get on your feet on January 23. Help out by contributing to a party or a rally.

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"I'm recalibrating"

Maybe we should all get to have a Harper Holiday "re-calibration" break on the taxpayer time each year.



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Apparently, this video and song, were not written about Harper shutting down Parliament to avoid accountability.

Maybe Dee Snider was a more farsighted visionary than many gave him credit for.


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Lyrics:

Oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we've Got The Right To Choose And
there Ain't No Way We'll Lose It
this Is Our Life, This Is Our Song
we'll Fight The Powers That Be Just
don't Pick Our Destiny 'cause
you Don't Know Us, You Don't Belong

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh You're So Condescending
your Gall Is Never Ending
we Don't Want Nothin', Not A Thing From You
your Life Is Trite And Jaded
boring And Confiscated
if That's Your Best, Your Best Won't Do

oh.....................
oh.....................
we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
no Way!

oh.....................
oh.....................
we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

we're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we're Not Gonna Take It, No!
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

just You Try And Make Us
we're Not Gonna Take It
come On
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
you're All Worthless And Weak
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
now Drop And Give Me Twenty
we're Not Gonna Take It
oh Crinch Pin
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh You And Your Uniform
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

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Ottawa Raging Grannies Against Prorogation

Slippery sloppery our man Steve
Gives new meaning to that word sleaze
Ducks and runs when the truth comes near
Climate? detainees? – scared to hear.
Slippery sloppery our man Steve
Tars our country with that word sleaze.

Jiggery pokery that man Steve
Undercuts democracy with practiced ease.
Slinks away from embarrasing facts
Dodging transparency. Quite an act.
Jiggery pokery that man Steve
Side-steps legality with practiced ease.

Slippery trickery sleazy Steve
An artful dodger. Who’d believe
That righteous Stephen would change so quick
From paragon of virtue to a brazen trick
Slippery trickery sleazy Steve
Killing Parliament, who'd believe???

When the Grannies are getting in a rage, you know something bigger is up.



Lyrics to all three songs are here.

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